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Cat Facts

Because your friends haven't blocked you... yet! 😼

🐱 Endless Cat Facts

More cat facts than you can shake a laser pointer at!

⏰ Purr-fect Timing

Schedule facts to arrive at the most inconvenient times!

🎯 Maximum Annoyance

Guaranteed to make your friends question their life choices!

📱 Purr-sistent Delivery

Like a cat pawing at your door at 3 AM, we never give up!

"Thanks to Cat Facts, I now have zero friends and 47 cats!" - Mike R.

"I signed up my dog-loving roommate. I now live alone!" - Jessica T.

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Side effects may include: loss of friends, increased cat video consumption, and spontaneous yarn purchases.